The Elf Is Not Interested in Boobies

Dear Santa Claus,

Please rescue us from our dad.

This, Santa, is my idea of a good time.  This is me and my sister Maggie, shopping for a Christmas tree.

You see the bird looking to the right? It is a Masked Booby.  Dad made us ride down to Dana Point, to stare at this bird.

BOOBY???  Can you believe that, Maggie?  Dad wants to look at a booby!!!

Boy, our dad is embarassing.  He better get us something nice for Christmas.

Yours truly,

Tomi Miko
1st grade
Claremont